Match Report Date 17/08/14 Oppo – Theydon Bois (a) Type – 40 Overs Report by Ivor Lumberjack The mighty O’s took on Theydon away in yet another game which was clouded in controversy. This week it was the ‘Treegate’ affair which almost caused a punch up between scorers, players, umpires and practically anyone who was in the close vicinity of the ground (More to follow on this later) The O’s lost the toss and Theydon elected to bat meaning Revell and Wicks opened the bowling for the O’s. CB Wicks was fired up (as usual) and battled with Corporal Tom who wasn’t interested in any of the Wicks street tactics! ‘If you hadn’t of middle that for four mate you were a goner!’ boomed Wicks as Corporal Tom smashed another four to race to 50 before no time at all! The O’s were finding it difficult to find the breakthrough and called upon Jack Baker Merry to see if he could find the answer. Unfortunately he couldn’t despite having the benefit of ‘mentor’ Wicks standing next to him at mid off giving valuable advice such as ‘ For *%£* sake, just pitch the *&%*’ (Always good for a young lad who is on the receiving end of a bit of tap to have that encouragement alongside him!) Giraffe at the other end was bowling reasonably well and finally broke the opening partnership as a snick behind was caught by Marvel. The O’s continued to find it tough though and it was only a couple of great catches from Eddie in the deep off Mulholland’s bowling (Half trackers that were caught near the tennis courts) that were of any real note as Theydon finished on 200-4 from their 40 overs! Theydon’s tea wasn’t worth a mention (oh damn I mentioned it – That pasta was vile!) Anyway I will move straight onto the O’s innings as Eddie and Matty opened the batting. A very peculiar start as Matty hit a four, smashed a six and then was caught behind snicking one to the wicketkeeper trying to play a forward defensive shot! This brought Ryan to the crease who was looking forward to an innings on one of his favourite grounds! As Ryan kneeled down to the crease to take guard and pay his respects to ‘the Rastafarian gods’, it didn’t take long to show he was in the mood for some runs. Eddie supported well and it looked like the O’s were cruising their way to victory……..then came the ‘treegate’ affair. A ball which trickled down to fine leg appeared to strike the tree and was called a boundary by one of the Theydon fielders. Umpire ARC Humphreys (RC stands for Ray Charles) signalled for the boundary but then upon challenges from the Theydon fielders who retrieved the ball was informed it did not make contact and therefore declared it might not have been a four???? Total confusion surrounded the ground, however the bowler ran in for the next delivery with the wrong man on strike and Eddie pulled it straight to square leg on what looked very suspiciously like a no ball! With skipper Marsh realising Tooth should not have been on strike as the boundary WAS signalled, Marsh went into scream-boy mode ‘Nooooooooo’ he boomed as Eddie trudged back to the pavilion. Controversy followed as both sides debated whether they should call Lords or the Arboricultral Association to seek clarification of what actually counts as the tree! This brought Marvel to the crease who hit a couple of boundaries but was then bowled around his legs. Naylor continued and his marvellous innings with a fine array of shots and brought up his well deserved hundred with a six. With Baker-Merry at the crease the O’s edged closer to victory assuming they needed 1 to win Naylor made a single and the # stumps were taken out the ground as handshakes followed with the O’s believing they had earnt the victory. ‘Hold on hold on’ screamed Revell who was scoring ‘We still need another one’ With all the fielders having chased the ball for the last 2 hours following Naylor’s superb knock, they were forced to put the stumps back in for the O’s to knock off the final run…………….JBM incredibly was then bowled the very next next ball meaning Giraffe had to get his pads on pronto. A maiden followed as the O’s couldn’t knock of the final run and then Giraffe was caught lobbing one up to mid-off. Even the O’s could not muck this one up…………………..Could they? Another maiden followed as the O’s made Theydon stay out a little bot longer but it all came to an ‘official end’ as Marsh scampered a single to see the O’s home for yet another victory.
© Dave Revell